Saint Phil of Worcester
Saint Phil of Worcester is the patron saint of procrastinating college students. He is known for having driven all the East Bugs out of Brandeis University.
Saint Phil's day is celebrated on March 18th, and The Return of Saint Phil is celebrated on March 19th. The colours for the day are Rusted-Copper Green and Brandeis Blue.
Saint Phil's Story
Saint Phil's story begins when he was but a wee lad and Goldfarb Library was brand-new....
....And ends with him being encased in copper, immortalised for generations of Brandeis students to remember his name.
The Ballad of Saint Phil
(Work in progress. Written by Nat Budin.)
Chorus
Guitar chords: C | G | C | G | Am | Em | F G | Am G Am
And his story echoes through the ages
(Though some may call this legend lame / For he put those insectoids to shame) Line varies depending on verse
Saint Phil
Of Worcester
We will always remember his name
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See also: Saint Urho
