Linguist meme

Background

There is a recent internet meme, e.g.:

• http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3018994986255&set=a.1310869004173.2045772.1004044363&type=1
• http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150580526298985&set=a.10150176654543985.307149.104533213984&type=1
• http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10100597849965839&set=a.10100597848673429.2665166.16800111&type=1
• http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150616873783257&set=a.58166823256.53507.500018256&type=1

The plan

There needs to be a "linguist" version of this. My current idea is the following:

1. What my friends think I do: [depict someone correcting what someone else is saying]
2. What my mom thinks I do: [depict someone backpacking through a jungle?]
3. What the media thinks I do: [depict a military interpreter?]
4. What society thinks I do: [depict someone speaking a bunch of languages; maybe via a speech bubble with apertium box contents? :-P ]
5. What I think I do: [depict world-saving science with some laboratory scene]
6. What I really do: [depict paper-writing / actual linguistics research with a bunch of books and articles and stuff, or maybe a spreadsheet full of data]

The best would be if these were all somehow pictures of linguists, especially the same linguist :-P

Picture sourcing

• Jungle expedition (#2):
  • http://www.fieldskills.com/images/expedition%20team%20on%20jungle%20trek%20in%20costa%20rica.JPG
  • http://www.columbia.edu/itc/mealac/pritchett/00routesdata/1800_1899/britishrule/northeast/iln1889b.jpg
  • http://onevacationpackage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/expedition-to-amazon-jungle.jpg
  • http://www.greenglobaltravel.com/wp-content/uploads/Amazon-Expd_0045.jpg?9d7bd4

• Military interpreter (#3):
  • http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/afghan_04_01/a08_18386827.jpg
  • http://media.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/CORP_L-3_Army_Interpreter_lg.jpg
  • http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/images/2008/02/18/framed_teflon_red_7.jpg